"Man, fourth grade was some crazy shit bro. Skipping Cub Scouts to shotgun beers behind the jungle gym; inviting hot girls over to chug my mom's Franzia and play Strip Candyland. That whole year's a blur, dude! I'm glad I have this sweet pic to remind me of the good ol days. Cuz now that I'm in junior high it's like, such a fuckin rat race, man. And also because most of these children are dead now."
6 comments:
OMFG. I love you. I found you on TheBloggess, and you're my new "i-don't-want-to-work-but-I'm-at-work-so-I-need-something-to-make-me-want-to-LIVE!" obession. I mean that in a platonic way... then again, I've only read one post so far, so my feelings may change.
Holy shit I have a reader! Thank you, you just made my day!
Make that two! Because no one should have to walk all those miles in high heels without a humility-saving sidewalk and live to blog about it for nothing...also, wtf is up with car service on LI and 4th graders who don't make it to junior high?
I think I finally got in!!!
Oy, MoM! You remind me of MY mom, with your techno-savvy. ;)
Needed a laugh and thanks for providing a couple. I'll be back!!! I was in 4th grade once.
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