brooklynguist

You know when you wake up on a Monday morning and it's raining and you arrive at work soaking and your boss is being kind of a jerk and you need to go uptown for a meeting and when you get there you find out that it was cancelled earlier but nobody bothered to tell you and the guy you were hoping would call hasn't called and the job you've been waiting to hear from hasn't gotten back to you and come to think of it you can't even get your best friend to call you back and you have a random patch of eczema on your cheek and you have -$3.00 in your checking account and you don't get paid until Friday so you can't afford wine and when you get home from work there's a a brochure from St. Michael's Cemetery advertising burial plots addressed to you in your mailbox?

Yeah, me neither.