brooklynguist

I'm all stuffy and sniffly and coughing up green stuff. My eyes are leaking and I've slept for like 12 hours in the last 24. Who gets deathcolds in June? I don't even get sick during the winter. It's like my immune system waited until the temperature hit the 90s to say, "Hey I think we're in the clear here guys, let's take a breather." The white cells are all in there partying and soaking up the wine in bloodstream and flirting with red blood cells while infection lurks undetected. Vigilance always, guys! This is how Pearl Harbor happened.*

* This is probably not how Pearl Harbor happened.